I Like Smelling Wee, And So Do My Friends

(oh, & btw – I am a dog.)

People look down on me for doing that. But all the local dog gossip is in their wee-wees – don't you see that? 

You're so boring.

See - you don't understand that I live in another universe. Unlike Jeremy - who is like: 

"What are you doing with your head? What are you doing your spine?"

(OMG – there he goes again)

Jeremy is all about looking and seeing. 

Well, my doggy brain is devoted to my nose.

Jeremy told me he has 6 million olfactory receptors in his nose. Well, dude, I've got – puff! Puff! - about 300 millions of those smelling thingies. 

Can you imagine what my life is like?

Firstly, you humans stink! 

Oh man, if you only knew. But I do. I'm smart in my doggy way. I know exactly how you feel because you're secreting your emotions every second – I can smell your adrenaline when you're frightened. You're also throwing off around 50 million skin cells – EVERY MINUTE – and I can smell those too. You are a smell to me, a person-smell.

But Jeremy's got something significant thing that I agree with.

I need a good head and spinal relationship to smell well. Look at Sullivan, my brother dog who got cancer and died poor baby. He was more frightened of life than me. He used to cringe a lot – and he was never as good as smelling like me.

And when he cowered, he pulled back his head – just like you humans do. As Jeremy is always saying: "We are all Chordata Vertebrata's! Cats, cows and people – all the same." (Now cats, that's another thing. I hate cats.)

When Jeremy visited his mum, I'd see him. I'm Granny's dog; I don't belong to Jeremy, thank God.

Anyway, sometimes Jeremy would give Granny a lesson while I watched. She broke her foot in London, and the doctor told her she needs a steel brace on her leg. Next thing I know, all the family are coming over, giving Granny lessons. Jeremy, his sisters Rosemary and Elizabeth, his brother-in-law Bill and Granny's best friend Judy – all teachers of Alexander's discovery – would come to help her broken foot. 

And she'd smell much better after that. She walked different too.

They did a good job, actually – and Jeremy works on me sometimes. You should try it. I believe you can come to a single session if you want to. Jeremy doesn't do those – you have to join a course to get Jeremy's lesson.

But they are all terrific teachers at BodyChance – they smell great to me.

Come to Japan and join a totally different Alexander universe from your own….

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